Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

john cortes

giga chad (extremely extroverted)

you talk to other people like you are a john cortes

by xXGabinator69Xx June 21, 2021

Coatesing

The act of looking busy and important, when in fact you are doing nothing, and just slacking.

"Hey, look at Deb, she is Coatesing!"

by Ohhhhhh December 8, 2004

Cartesian Plane

The act of 4 penises being arranged while touching all perpendicular to the next; all tips meeting at the origin (0,0)

Me and my 3 other homies got bored, and decided to get a cartesian plane going

by msmsiwodjf April 4, 2022

Dirty Cortes

When you put your finger up your own butthole and then put it in your own mouth. Then after you lick the butthole essence of your finger, you lick someone’s ice cream cone.

My ice cream cone tastes funny; I think Ronaldo gave me the old Dirty Cortes.

by Cheeks Clapperton June 6, 2020

Cortese

1. A type of person who's athletic, charming, and everyone loves. A great person who's impact is never negative and makes. people around them feel better.

2. A person that doesn't eat healthy and eats too many fats, sugars, junk, etc.

1. Kyle has been such a Cortese lately.

2. Tim needs to work on his eating habits and top being a Cortese.

by Dr. Matteo Kornqvist September 18, 2017

cortesan

prostitute in the bohemian world

nicole kidman's character in Moulin Rouge is a cortesan

by Lexi M. September 3, 2006