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Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.
Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?
by TRUFUS December 7, 2009
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Cornell University

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.
i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.
by Dave February 1, 2005
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Cornelia

She is a beautifully, intelligent girl who is popular and very social. She's the nicest girl you will ever meet. She's the girl that can go up and talk to a stranger and become best friends with them. They are usually tall but very stunning and resemble models. She's an obedient rule follower. The perfect person to become friends with.
Person 1: I made a new friend today
Person 2: Was it a really pretty girl?
Person 1: Yea
Person 2: It was probably Cornelia
by mawu23na November 9, 2018
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Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.
A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.
by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008
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Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.
Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!
by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008
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Colonel Valor

A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.
I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.
by Purist86 January 2, 2011
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Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell (or Christopher Boyle, his birth name) was born July 20, 1965.

He was the lead singer, guitarist, and songwriter for Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dog.

He grew up in Seattle, Washington (considered to be the birthplace of grunge). He developed an obsession for the Beatles during his early years. During his teenage years he developed a case of depression. He spent most of this time alone at his house; drinking, playing drums, and playing guitar.

He went on to help form Soundgarden in 1984. He originally played drums and sang, but ended up playing guitar and singing. After Soundgarden's breakup in 1997, he went solo. In 2001 he formed Audioslave with the former instrumentalist's from Rage Against the Machine. Audioslave broke up in 2007.
Chris Cornell's cynical view on everyday life and his cryptic vocals give me chills.
by Peppeche January 14, 2008
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