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Corooner

A poor soul infected with the Chinese Originated Virus In December 2019 (COVID 19) who is well past the incubation point and has by this point lost all of their humanity. The only cure for them now is death.

Also known as a Coofer, but even less of a human now, since they NEED a ventilator to stay "alive". The sickness of the soul has left them a nearly dead husk. Beyond a doubt a very sad fate for anyone.
The most important objective of this campaign against the Corooner-Bolshevistic system is a complete destruction of their sources of power and the elimination of Asiatic influence from the Global culture. Therefore the soldier must have full understanding for the necessity of a severe but just revenge on subhuman Coroonery. The Army has to aim at another purpose, i.e., the annihilation of revolts in hinterland which, as experience proves, have always been caused by Corooners. Being far from all political considerations of the future the soldier has to fufill two tasks:

1. Complete annihilation of the false Bolshevistic doctrine of the Chinese State and its armed forces.
2. The pitiless extermination of foreign treachery and cruelty and thus the protection of the lives of military personnel in Asia.
This is the only way to fulfil our historic task to liberate the Global population once forever from the Asiatic-Viral danger.
by Pytr Lyudoyed March 29, 2020
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Chromonkle

1. Someone who doesn't get the joke.
2. The last person to laugh at a joke that obviously went over there head.
Hey I told Herb the aristocrats joke, and he laughed at the end. What a chromonkle.
by Elisuperfly August 6, 2008
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Chromonome

Alex only has one chromonome left as shown by his inability to form coherent sentences
by Kiana S December 9, 2019
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Coromance

A romantic relationship, flirtationship, or courtship that began sometime during the 2020 Corona virus outbreak
"We talk all day every day and have had Skype sessions 3 times in one week. I think this is about to be a Coromance!"
by CrazyMeltyGirl March 21, 2020
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cornmonkey

a monkey that has snuck its way into Canada via corn hopper rail car. It lives in the newly created "ethanol factory" eco system and is constantly disrupting production
That cornmonkey should not be living here, how did it get from mexico to Canada
by CornMonkey October 18, 2008
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cormon

1. a love between a catholic and a mormon
2. a weird relationship
kylee and jeremy is a mixed religion couple so they are a cormon, they both love one another sometimes.
by 2 Xist April 6, 2007
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Coromania

The emotional toll that is an effect of having to shelter in place due to the Coronavirus worldwide pandemic of 2020, causing the general public to hoard hand sanitizer and toilet paper, engage in Facebook fights and suffer general mental deterioration due to enforced family time and homeschooling their children.
Did you hear about Wendy? They found her in the closet with a bottle of wine trying to hide from her children. She's clearly suffering from Coromania.
by LuluBleu March 24, 2020
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