The status of "corniness" is achieved when something picks up old and overused fads just to "fit in," falsely believes it is cool, and then takes itself too seriously, resulting in a complete destruction of its social life.
guy 1: What's your gamertag?
guy 2: boneurmom69_420.
guy 1: you corny son of a bitch. *guy 1 throws guy 2 in front of a speeding cement truck, picks up his flattened corpse, and tosses it into a gaping abyss from which there is no return.*
- Want to grab coffee? I know a nice place just around the corny.
- "Nobody puts Baby in the corny"
- I know people from all four cornies of the world - I really painted myself into a corny by leaving this essay till the last minute!