cornucopia

A word we only pull out at Thanksgiving. It's a giant, pointy basket just chock' full of fruits n cheeses.

The mouse and the may flowers and the cornucopias.

by mareoraft May 27, 2016

Cornucopia

When someone puts foods, especially apples, oranges, and turkey into their asshole until it is hella stretched and completely full. Someone then eats it all out. If wanted, you can combine this with a kentucky klondike bar to devastating effect.

Man, i'm really hungry AND horny, you up to let me eat your cornucopia?

by TheFatMan667 November 9, 2019

Cornucopia

Horn of plenty. Not a basket of fruit. Cornucopia is actually the name of a musical instrument that would cause exponential growth and abundance for the individual who blew it. A farmer would have a good harvest. A doctor would heal multitudes. People would happily give all their possessions to a thief who blew on Cornucopia.

The sound was the only thing he could hear, the last thing he would ever hear, but still he pressed Cornucopia against his lips and blew his last breath.

by Krank Mythos February 16, 2022

Cornucopia Parade

The act of sticking your penis in the ass of the man in front of you, and taking the penis of the person behind you into your ass, forming an almost immaculate conga line.

"Hey Bill, you wanna go to the cornucopia parade with us?"
"Nah man, my girl pegged me last night it would ruin the while vibe."

by Chimken-Tendies October 5, 2021

Cornucopia Conspiracy

A conspiracy theory relating to the idea of large companies or authorities removing or changing media and convincing the public that their memory of it is incorrect. The name is derived from how many people remember the Fruit of The Loom logo having a cornucopia despite the lack of evidence or acknowledgement from the company.

I remember Google being spelled with three Os, this is a cornucopia conspiracy!

by TakerOfTaking January 20, 2024

Alaskan Cornucopia

A blow job with pop-rocks in the mouth of the person sucking.

Steve: Dude! have you ever thought of having someone giving you a blow job with pop-rocks in their mouth?!?!

Daniel: You mean an Alaskan Cornucopia?

by Siegeis April 25, 2010

Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.

"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"

by Griff Law April 6, 2015