Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

by D H October 25, 2007

cornell

Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia

Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"

Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"

by bobbysss July 31, 2008

Cornell

Real solid person, loyal to everyone and everything he does. Loves to have money and is a huge money maker named after a college so usually he is smart. A person the ladies love and a sex god.

Name your son Cornell.

by Cornell March 13, 2017

cornel

the small opening at the end of the penis in which the male pees from.

As the doctor inspected the cornel, he found a minor infection.

by Jeoffrey August 22, 2006

cornelled

to flick another mans dick and/or send a pic of your dick to another man

jack cornelled me the other day.

by noahman December 10, 2010

Cornell

The colors dude ever fucks all the bitches gets money smoke weed and beat niggas he gets so much pussy that when bitches see him thy automatically give it up he lives in Maryland where he be trappin in the cut

DudE I wish I was a cornell

Dad when I grow up I wanna be just like Cornell

Men my girl say she only like Cornell's

by Bbz August 9, 2012

Cornelled

To provide a family member or other relation with a restricted facebook profile for some corny or illicit reason, such as hiding drug use or other illegal activity, or to avoid being mocked for dating ugly women.

I was checking Facebook and it turns out he cornelled me.

by FusionMonkey December 20, 2010