cornbucket

A name used to describe someone who makes corny comments on a regular basis.

"Matt you are such a cornbucket"

by Jullee May 27, 2007

cornpacker

"A derogatory term for a gay Iowan."

As quoted by Stephen Colbert on 9/24/10, during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and Border Security.

Dude that cornpacker was totally checking you out.

Hey man, don't be a cornpacker, ask that bitch out!

by Gmandanovitz55 September 26, 2010

cornpacker

Derogatory term for a Gay Iowan.

I can't believe that guy is entering the quilting contest at the Iowa State Fair; he must be a cornpacker."

by cspan3lurker September 25, 2010

Cornbacked Rattler

A hot corn filled shat! Leaves your anus burning long after the wipe. Often caused by eating lots of corn with a spicy Cajun or Mexican entree.

Man Ernesto's mom is a great cook but I always end up getting bit by the Cornbacked Rattler!

by swanballs August 30, 2010

putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

conback

the opposite of a comeback. when someone is intelligently inferior to the person they are being served or dissed by they use a conback. it is the most pitiful excuse for a comeback.

for example, replying to a dis with "shut up" or "i know you are but what am i?"

1: you should go back in time and give your mother an abortion
2: shut up!
1: nice conback, shit for brains.

by motoson August 6, 2007

Cornjacked

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.

I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.

by Cornjack August 4, 2008