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Steve: John what did you do last night.
John: I went cornholling with your mom.
Steve: What the fuck John I thought we were freinds?
John: It's not my fault your mom is a anal sex freak.
Steve: Fuck you
John: I went cornholling with your mom.
Steve: What the fuck John I thought we were freinds?
John: It's not my fault your mom is a anal sex freak.
Steve: Fuck you
by smogglerz October 7, 2007
Get the cornholling mug.when you pick corn, and put the aformentioned corn in a random mailbox, and imagine the expression on the owner's face when they open their mailbox.
Chris Chris, dude, check it out, I cornholed at least 7 mailboxes last night!!! Going cornholing is the best.
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by piss up my ass April 16, 2010
Get the cornholing mug.the act of sitting in such a way, on purpose, that your penis slips in between your butt cheeks and you have to fart to pop it out. When done by accident, it is just called corndogging.
by spider420 December 9, 2008
Get the cornholing mug.when a person gets down on all fours, face down ass up, ass cheeks spread while their partner throws bean bags at their anus until penetration occurs
I heard once Rob Schneider enjoys a good cornholing. Yeah, they called him Deuce Bigalow: Male Cornholio
by LadyVenom March 31, 2023
Get the Cornholing mug.A methodology protocol for clandestine, deceptionary tactics of Thomas J Foolery, characterized by the act of inserting goods and services in areas forbade (rectum, vaginational cavities, and what have you nots) upon inspection by authoritarians and their happenings, ongoings, and bickerings. The term cornholoing is referenced daily in popular culture, disguised as inside hilarities, specifically by those of the redneck faction of humans. The act of cornholing is employed by factions of entrepreneurial entities known as cartels, in which they seek out unwitting members of the short bus coalition to insert goods and services into buttholes, vaginals, and cavities of unknown origins. They wrap and cover the goods and or services in plastic and oversee application of a petroleum jelly like substance in order for a smoother, less agonizing, and at times/in some cases, pleasurable insertion of the productionals (think cocaine, meth, mdma, varieties of the opiates, babies, fake ids, etc).
Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.
Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.
There will most assuredly be a plethora of cornholings with the new shipments coming in from the border.
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