Corn Muffin Cock

When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.

2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)

Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"

Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster

Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"

Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"

by GM123 April 21, 2017

corn muffin ass

Term used by blacks to describe lazy fat bitches that need to move from one place to another. As in:get your corn muffin ass off the couch an make me a samich. Dam

booty black people ghetto corn muffin ass

by Yo Taco! September 22, 2013

dixie corn muffin

using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis

After dinner she gave herself a Dixie corn muffin

by d riggins June 20, 2008

Poop stained corn muffin

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.

Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!

by htikol April 21, 2010

swedish corn muffin

the result of an italian bakery.

she gave herself an italian bakery and her swedish corn muffin tasted so good.

by johnny knoxville88956 February 26, 2009

Canadian Corn Muffin

The Canadian Corn Muffin is when you ejaculate in your partners anus then pour jiffy corn muffin mix inside and mix it around with your semi-limp penis until a a thickened consistency is achieved. The next morning your partner will poop corn muffins.

Wow! These Canadian corn muffins are a great way to start the day!

by TheBiggestMuffinMan March 3, 2026

coonmuffin

Used as an insult to mad black people.

Black Guy:Dud i wil kill you nigger
Dude:What a coonmuffin.

by APFAMR February 2, 2015