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spaghetti cormorant

The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.
"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."
by Yuridith February 12, 2010
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comire

This person is perfect, he must be a Comire.
by erimoc September 1, 2008
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Spaghetti Cormorant

One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network
"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."
by Ah, probably some guy January 21, 2010
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The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)

The ultimate guiding force and philosophy in life. Also known as "cut the bait," if things don't go your way in life you just let go! and get someone else to suck your dick. or do it yourself. it's that simple.

"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"
I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...
by Kevan Hooley May 18, 2007
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rob cormier

pastiest, skinniest white boy with no musical talent whatsoever. hes afraid of girls and probably likes penis. he's cool.
oh my god! is that rob cormier from cautious rob and the speed limits?!
by ohhhmy May 22, 2009
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comire

A group of achievers. A family, large and loving. A person that uses thought, not hatred. A true humanitarian.
The Comires of Rhode Island are a great example of this. Children of Aime and Beatrice.
by Hare-Bear October 1, 2006
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cormorant weather

Extremely hot and excessively humid weather. Usually necessitates walking around with one's arms held out from the body (in the manner of a cormorant drying itself after diving for fish) to provide some small measure of armpit ventilation. No matter how expensive your underarm deodorant is, expect it to give up the ghost roughly half an hour after application.
"Whew! Forty-two Celsius and ninety-five percent humidity... Yup. that's definitely cormorant weather. Welcome to Darwin!"
by Ominous Silence March 16, 2013
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