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Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
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by TheDarkBadger- October 13, 2011
Get the Sprica Cola mug.A very attractive, and equally talented actress who has worked in such films as Watchmen, Sin City and countless others and appearerd as a regular on Entourage. She may very well be one of the sexiest women in Hollywood today and likely will be for the forseeable future and beyond. She is stunnning.
Guy1: Wow, I just saw Sin City for the 97th time. Carla Gugino is so gorgeous.
Guy2: Who?
Guy1: Your manhood is seriously in question right now.
Guy2: Who?
Guy1: Your manhood is seriously in question right now.
by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 7, 2010
Get the Carla Gugino mug.Carla is an amazing, beautiful girl! She has eyes that sparkle everywhere she goes. She has so much sass and attitude that she sometimes even scares you! If you haven't met her and see her from a distance, she is really intimidating but once you get to know her, shes the most unique, selfless and kindest person you'll ever meet! Shes so beautiful and her everything is gorgeous but she dosent belive that. She has insecuritys that are too much to count even tho they shouldn't even be insecurity because shes beautiful anyways. Carlas act tough but they really arnt.
Carlas have a nice body and one big fat ass! Everywhere she goes she turnes heads because its that fat! Carla dosent think shes loved by much people even tho she is!
If you ever see a carla, smile at her and let her know shes loved.
Carlas have a nice body and one big fat ass! Everywhere she goes she turnes heads because its that fat! Carla dosent think shes loved by much people even tho she is!
If you ever see a carla, smile at her and let her know shes loved.
by Carla is amazing May 21, 2018
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