Codpiece

A piece of cod.

"Do you want any salt on that codpiece?"

by Dudley Boys October 16, 2009

codpiece

A toxic man or boy that loves to protect penis and wants to be a big dick himself. A male that has a warped idea of what masculinity is, has little depth as a human being, often exhibits unwanted behavior towards women, blaming them for their small penises and inability to act out their true love of penis. A totally insecure dominant male with poor role models that compensates by being a totally wanker.

Donald Trump and his cronies are a bunch of codpieces.

by ormousB March 24, 2020

cockpiece

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.

guy number one: dude they're gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your cockpiece. they'll never find that shit.

by steve aoki March 29, 2011

cockpiece

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

by JayR August 27, 2003

codpiece

The magical enchanted item 'Cameo' wears to protect his black balls.

"Gee, where'd you get that shiny codpiece?"

by Ernasty October 30, 2006

cockpiece

Also the etmylogical root of the name "musicboy". Describes the actions of one who spends his mornings listening to Dvorak and his nights by the men's urinal in Clapham Common. Typified by an inability to make decent jokes and a small reproductive organ.

An observer: "Musicboy - you're a cockpiece."

Musicboy: "Yes I know! Have you heard my latest symphony, I made it in the shower!"

An observer:"Liar, for a start, you couldn't fit in the shower"

by rudeboy August 1, 2004

Cockpiece

The man in the relationship

“You seen that bloke with the bird next door?”, “Yeah, can’t make out if it’s her brother or the Cockpiece”.

by pxrider69 October 22, 2022