corduroy ninja

A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance

A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim

by Reubarbarian August 15, 2011

corduroy joy

A name used to describe someone that looks stupid/gay in corduroy pants.

Hey look who it is, corduroy joy!

by Brian245 October 15, 2006

Corduroy Heart

Proper Noun -

A really cool punk band.

“Have you heard Corduroy Heart before?”
“Literally shut up, no one knows your weird & obscure punk bands, weirdo.”
“..... My favorite song is ‘Holy Shit Hullabaloo’ :)”

by Penis Grapes January 31, 2021

corduroy road

When you're having sex using a ribbed condom and the condom slips off your penis but remains in your partner's orifice so you are now having sex with the condom and receiving the full benefit of the ribs on your penis.

Guy 1: Man, I had the best sex of my life last night.

Guy 2: Really? Shelly was that good?

Guy 1: No but midway through the condom slipped off and I took a trip down corduroy road and it was awesome!

by bamcreative May 9, 2011

Corduroy Milk

Fictional drinks that losers like.

Goddam Jerry, I'm in the mood for some corduroy milk.

by dinking the boat December 14, 2016

Corduroy Cock

The veiniest of cocks. This preasure vessel boasts 6 to 14 blue thumpers running straight down the shaft.

The veins of Steves corduroy cock slid between all of Wanda's gappy teeth.

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

Corduroy camel

When you bang a girl on the carpet and give her a good rug burn on her back. Like you may get from corduroy pants running. Then when you’re about to nut, flip her over, cum in her open wound, and punch her in the back of the head real hard, creating a large lump. Like a camel.

I caught a charge.

Friend: what did you do?
My girl pissed me off so I gave that bitch the “corduroy camel”

by Kinggampo November 13, 2017