Corduroy orbison

A man wearing any form of cord material clothing

He's sporting a smashing pair of. Corduroy orbisons

by Jayshsam December 1, 2018

wearing the corduroy

When a woman brings out lesbian feelings in another woman, even though both women are heterosexual. Inspired by corduroy-wearing lesbians.

Mary is wearing corduroy trousers today. Sally thinks Mary is hot, and has done for a while. Even though they are both straight, Mary has managed to elicit gay feelings from Sally, therefore Jen is wearing the corduroy.

by lolololol-haha March 31, 2011

corduroy ninja

A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance

A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim

by Reubarbarian August 15, 2011

corduroy joy

A name used to describe someone that looks stupid/gay in corduroy pants.

Hey look who it is, corduroy joy!

by Brian245 October 15, 2006

Corduroy Heart

Proper Noun -

A really cool punk band.

“Have you heard Corduroy Heart before?”
“Literally shut up, no one knows your weird & obscure punk bands, weirdo.”
“..... My favorite song is ‘Holy Shit Hullabaloo’ :)”

by Penis Grapes January 31, 2021

corduroy road

When you're having sex using a ribbed condom and the condom slips off your penis but remains in your partner's orifice so you are now having sex with the condom and receiving the full benefit of the ribs on your penis.

Guy 1: Man, I had the best sex of my life last night.

Guy 2: Really? Shelly was that good?

Guy 1: No but midway through the condom slipped off and I took a trip down corduroy road and it was awesome!

by bamcreative May 9, 2011

Corduroy Milk

Fictional drinks that losers like.

Goddam Jerry, I'm in the mood for some corduroy milk.

by dinking the boat December 14, 2016