carpet cop

A.)A lazy cop who stays inside the station.

B.)A cop who does nothing but clerical work inside the station.

''Man, the sergeant is such a lazy ass! He's such a carpet cop. All he does is stay inside while we're out on the field.''

by soybean1 December 18, 2009

Carb Cop

A person who monitors another person's carbohydrate intake.

Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"

Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"

by kbythec June 6, 2011

copcarbon dating

determining the age of a movie by the cop cars in the movie.

I can tell by copcarbon dating the single cherry on the cop cars in Beverly Hills Cop that movie came out in the eighties.

by lilbludog February 15, 2009