Cop

singular for policeman, trigger happy scumbags always prone to abuse their power, famously incompetent and with a penchant for covering their own shenanigans like the glorified mobster militia they are. usually rejects from the military, despised by left and right wingers alike, they are the tool with which governments enforce their role when people don't behave like the drooling consumers they're supposed to be.
"where's Mike? i thought we all agreed to be at the park by noon!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"
by Oxyura leucocephala July 23, 2021
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Cop

To run away from.
To gain, attain.
"We're coppin' from the local police"
"Don't cop an attitude."
by commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003
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Cop

Anyone, anywhere that will attack anything suspicious
A Cop attacked me the other day. Have you heard of what she did, they say she's a Cop! I kill Cops.
by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017
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Cop

A person, usually male, who was once popular in high school, but could not amount to anything, so settled on a career in which one can continue to harass and bully other people.
Did you see that cop beat the sh*t out of that person for absolutely no reason?
by DrAculaDO June 30, 2017
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Cop

1. A police officer.
2. Someone who is maintaining law and order. Stopping and trying to prevent crime.
by Officer K May 19, 2016
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Cop

The act of taking or barrowing forever.
Can I cop that John?

Sure, you can cop this.

Yo, cop me one of those Johns.
by Joe's December 17, 2004
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Cop

by saviRleunammI May 11, 2011
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