singular for policeman, trigger happy scumbags always prone to abuse their power, famously incompetent and with a penchant for covering their own shenanigans like the glorified mobster militia they are. usually rejects from the military, despised by left and right wingers alike, they are the tool with which governments enforce their role when people don't behave like the drooling consumers they're supposed to be.
"where's Mike? i thought we all agreed to be at the park by noon!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"
by Oxyura leucocephala July 23, 2021

by commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

A person, usually male, who was once popular in high school, but could not amount to anything, so settled on a career in which one can continue to harass and bully other people.
by DrAculaDO June 30, 2017

1. A police officer.
2. Someone who is maintaining law and order. Stopping and trying to prevent crime.
2. Someone who is maintaining law and order. Stopping and trying to prevent crime.
by Officer K May 19, 2016

by Joe's December 17, 2004
