Goopshoot

An asshole post anal creampie.

I had a great time with the vegan last night, but now I can't stop leaking out of my goopshoot

by BShac June 9, 2016

Cootscoot

When a woman is riding her man and grinding back and forth like a dog wiping it's ass on the carpet

Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer

by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021

Cootscooter

A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands

To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage

by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021

PoopShoot

1. tunnel used to extricate food wastes, one direction - out.

2. same tunnel as above only used in other direction by cock, finger, or fist on special occassions. Primarily used during consenting anal sex - but consent is not required.

1. Fran: "Hey Larry, you can clean the toliet before the guests get here, your poopshoot all over the bowl, you filthy fuckhead."

2. Bill: "I was surprised your wife took it up the poopshoot."
Larry: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Because she seems like such a bitch.

by urbanguest January 19, 2006

poopshoot

n. 1. Brit Hume according to Al Franken.

On C-SPAN, Al Franken had the audacity to call Brit Hume a poopshoot.

by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003

poopshoot

(v.) to do anything at all that requires no skill at all. Like watching tv, or drinking beer.

ex. 1:Guillermo: Wats up broseph?

Pablo: Because im tired of people saying "nm", I am poopshooting.

ex: 2:Dan: you wanna come over and play airsoft?
Henrik: nah...i'd rather poopshoot my face off then go to your stupid house

by vagflab April 5, 2009

poopshoot

The act of pooping into a girls anal hole or vagina. Thrust log as if a dildo. A discontinuation of the thrusting is uncalled for until the log has been broken down into a brown liquid goop, which could then be used for a lubricant or tasty drink. Rub onto testies for maximum speed and agility. Dip testies into mouth for a sensation the girl will never forget (May cause death).

"I gave Mary a poopshoot yesterday, She said the poop filled out her cunt nicely."

"I fed Karen the liquid goop, She gagged and nearly died."

"I LOVE TO GIVE SLUTS POOPSHOOTS"

by Joe master of hoe November 24, 2006