Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.

Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?

by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

There is no such thing as a coincidence

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"

by trademarks July 6, 2021

coonified

A black person who has been fully indoctrinated and wholeheartedly believes in and embraces the racist stereotypes perpetuated by whites about blacks i.e. all blacks are lazy , all blacks are criminals, blacks commit more crimes and therefore are arrested more.

Terry is a coonified black man who despises his own race.

by JeanBlossom December 25, 2017

Concidence

You need this when you suck at a game.

We have to play with more concidence!

by The Huhn March 23, 2019

The Long Arm of Coincidence

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020

cypriot coincidence

when you hear something for the first time, and then almost immediately hear it again.

9AM: "hey, did you hear Jill is going to Cyprus for her honeymoon? Cypriots are hot!"

thinking...wow, I never realized that people from Cyprus are called Cypriots

12PM: "Let's go to that restaurant that has Cypriot food..."

shocked... i just learned the word today! what a cypriot coincidence!

by fluggerbug July 20, 2009

Clonicide

The wanton killing of one's own clone.
To kill one's own clone for reasons other than organ-harvesting.

Jerry killed his clone in cold-blood and was charged with clonicide.

by TAMtastic November 23, 2009