Coolaroonie

Cooler than cool, but still not the coolest.

Person1: So did you ever see that movie?

Person2: Yeah.

Person1: Did you like it?

Person2: Yeah, it was pretty coolaroonie.

by oeljay January 15, 2008

Coronaboner

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

CoronaBoner

A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.

Miss my lass so much got a right coronaboner

by Boxiss June 15, 2020

Coonboogeler

A coon that boogeles such as a man that is a thief

That coonboogeler is in my trash

by Codydonohueisfag February 16, 2021

Coronaboner

The physical effect experienced by many males who have been in isolation with their partners for an extended period.

A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.

Lindy was in two minds of how to react when her partner surprised her, once again, with his Coronaboner.

by HazyJose May 4, 2020

Coonpoon

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.

Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!

by Jeremy May 13, 2005

COONBOOTING

The equivalent of cunt punting but with a black woman.

Did you hear about Nancy? She is a total COONBOOTER!
Captain Coonbooter was once COONBOOTING a woman for being out of the kitchen.

by Titty Mccockasscoonbooter October 31, 2010