coolaphonic

The coolest of the cool.

That new band is totally coolaphonic.

by Jymm April 1, 2005

coolatsa coolini

A coolie!

Go wipe your coolatsa coolini!

by Gene1000 March 28, 2022

Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014

Coolbags

Coolbags: Expression of acceptability or excellence synonymous with excellent, awesome, brilliant etc., when used in the same context.

Josh: I'm getting a new Lexicon reverb for the studio.
Paul: Coolbags! Can't wait to try it out.

by HazenCatteneo March 31, 2011

Cooldarn

it's something you say when you really don't give a shit.

cool+darn=cooldarn

Kari: "I always wear a necklace."

Angie: "Cooldarn."

by cooldarn June 9, 2009

coolats

Shorts that go down to your knees and are really wide and look like a skirt

Hey, I like those coolats.

by Sarah May 13, 2005

Coolbox

When you combine "coldboxing" (shutting the doors and windows with the window a/c on to create a cold box/room) with "hotboxing" (shutting the doors and windows while everyone smokes pot so all the extra smoke is contained and inhaled). Cool times!

Oh man, once summer starts, we gotta coolbox your apartment and watch Mean Girls!

by lesleygee June 28, 2010