adj; Having extremely dark skin. Commonly used by black people to make fun of Africans. The term isnt meant to be derogatory, just funny.
Terrell: "you see that nigga ova there?"
Leroy: "damn that nigga cooked"
Terrell: "word, he dark as fuck"
*laughing
Leroy: "damn that nigga cooked"
Terrell: "word, he dark as fuck"
*laughing
by I'd beat September 19, 2011

The epitome of intoxication (generally through canabis, people are generally called "cooked" once they find it impossible to contain a smile or giggles, and look like someone has poured red paint into their eyes.
by Words of anarchy October 7, 2015

An extremely sexy guy with amazing hair and a rediculously large penis. Definitely not a Virgin since yesterday.
by DefinitelyNot@CookedFTN August 2, 2020

by Equal_Memes May 14, 2018

'Dude, i saw the most cooked thing over the weekend.'
'Those shoes look cooked'
'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'
'Those shoes look cooked'
'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'
by Chemical Lobotomy September 21, 2017

When shits fucked or you have lost the plot.
You're cooked, Lucas Cooked.
by asfdsdfa September 3, 2020

Cooked; Adjective: A word used to describe severe, ruthless or excessive punishment; Or
it can also be used to describe an individual who is suffering greatly while exercising.
it can also be used to describe an individual who is suffering greatly while exercising.
Sam: "Did you see how ISIS cut those peoples' heads off?!"
Buck: "Yea they're Savages. I'm telling you they're gonna get cooked by God when they get to Hell."
Exercise Example:
Sam: "Dude, Jeremy got cooked when we were running up that hill."
Buck: "Yeah cuz that hill is Jerry Rice status. "
Buck: "Yea they're Savages. I'm telling you they're gonna get cooked by God when they get to Hell."
Exercise Example:
Sam: "Dude, Jeremy got cooked when we were running up that hill."
Buck: "Yeah cuz that hill is Jerry Rice status. "
by cortez7 October 13, 2016
