Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.

Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.

by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008

Colchester Condom

Anal Sex. The method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your wang up the wrong hole. Derived from Colchester military prison in Essex, UK where presumably a lot of Brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.

Woman - "We're going to have to stop, I'm off the pill"

Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"

by btr June 25, 2005

colchester academy

A shit school that fails to educate people and every body there are pricks who think there solid. The teachers are cunts and there’s a famous mr chellakooty. SHIT SCHOOL!!!!

“Ugh look, it’s colchester academy. You wouldn’t wanna go there”

by Betty-Boo boo March 2, 2020

Coochietoes

An elite group of lil bastard cryptids on insta. They formed out of a mutual love of moomin. Founded by the great @ toadiarts. They have a long rich history and they worship the almighty chicken little. They are also very Sunnphobic. They’re full name is too long for any sane being to want to hear but typically go by coochietoe and the poopshitters :)

pp1: “man did u see that one of the coochietoes posted some art on insta today?”
pp2: “no way rlly?? i gtg like it rn”
pp3: “who are the coochietoes??”
pp1&2: 👁👁?? “deadass??”
pp3: “nah im fibbin. but i thought they were gonna stream today.”
pp2: “doesn’t mean they can’t post”
haha pp

by notabannana October 23, 2020

colchester

a large town located in the county of Essex, in east anglia, England. Colchester has a well good zoo, is the home of Colchester Museum, a place about romans and shit that was built on top of Julius Ceaser's temple.

A: ' im going to colchester. '
B: ' omg no way! are you going to the zoo? can i come pleeeeease? '

by emma1234 February 8, 2009

Poochfest

Having a huge orgy with a group of male dogs.

We totally had a wicked poochfest on sunday!

by Burningred June 16, 2005

coochet

coochet (noun) an object in which objects can be placed for rainy days. Located between the legs of the female species...sometimes.

"Catch a falling star and poot it in your coochet, never let it fade away. Save it fr a rainy day."
~Princess Diaries~

by Patty Sexxx December 6, 2007