vaginal contribution

an effort or opinion put forth by the fairer sex

Mom: Tom, I finished washing your protein stained pj's

Tom: I appreciate the vaginal contribution mom

by Krackton January 6, 2010

contrabution

The contribution of ass for the purpose of creating world peace.

A healthy dose of contrabution makes the world go round.

by Sir Knows Alot December 9, 2004

contribution

(n.) Selling price minus cost of production. The contribution goes first to paying off overheads, then to profit

We have It costs £40 to make, and we sell for £55. That gives us £15 contribution. This goes to paying off our electricity (actually semi-variable)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Contribution

A gift or payment to a common fund or collection

I made a Contribution via Google in exchange for money

by TheWon(one) April 26, 2017

Contrabution

The diversion of funds that Ollie North infamously created on behalf of the Nicaraguan "freedom-fighters", which produced dubious results and landed him in a whole lotta hot water with the US Government.

Ollie North claimed that the Contrabution he made to Iran and Nicaragua was merely "the residuals" leftover from a legitimate transaction, but I dunno if anybody truly bought that clap-trap.

by QuacksO February 14, 2019

Congrulations

When you misstype congratulations in an email and are forced to enter a new word in UD to avoid admitting you’ve made a mistake.

Congrulations on the promotion Chris!

by MistakenM March 13, 2023

consturbation

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

by Garth Y. March 17, 2008