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Control Your Hoes

Said to a guy, or less often a girl, when they cannot keep their side pieces or fuck buddies in line.

Examples of hoes getting loose:
-Hoes are trying to overstay their welcome after sex, trying to stay in bed past morning.
-Hoes are texting and calling him at the wrong time, like when he's with his main girl.
-Hoes are wandering off to other partners when they need to stay put. This is a serious lack of hoe control.
-Hoes are talking smack with his other hoes or friends when she needs to keep her mouth shut. She's just a hoe, she shouldn't be involved.

-He is not being dominant enough with his hoe in the bedroom.

Hoes are bitches, bitches are female dogs, and dogs need to be kept on a leash. Literally and metaphorically keep your hoe on a leash.
Ivan knows how to control his hoes. He's got a bunch of hoes that send him nude pics on snapchat, and he makes sure they all don't try to get emotionally close to him. None of his hoes know of the other, and none of them have other players they run with. Ask Ivan to teach you how to Control Your Hoes
by front2back July 17, 2016
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control your hole

watch what you say or what comes out of your mouth. stop talking shit to or about someone.

telling a cashier to shut up in a nice way
"mary , please control your hole, no one here is talking to you.
by calm your tits November 17, 2014
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Lost control of my hoop

Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.
I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.
by flying ferne December 15, 2010
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incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society
"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."
by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009
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handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.
Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.
by ANTMFan October 26, 2011
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thats how I role crazy and out of control

To make it seem like you are crazier then you really are.
that was dumb adam, yea thats how I role crazy and out of control.
by adamblumenthal August 20, 2008
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