Constic 

Constic is the cutest man a live

Please love me constic

Constic by DefinitelyNotZahps March 5, 2021

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

Constitubate 

When you are extremely sexually aroused by historical documents; primarily the United States Constitution.

"After a long political debate, he retired to his chambers and proceeded to violently constitubate."

Constitubate by the6isthiccc May 17, 2018

conspicuously 

better than obviously in so many ways lil one

You are conspicuously mistaken that obviously is better than conspicuously

conspicuously by lime green couch April 29, 2007

vacation constipation 

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

vacation constipation by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

constipation 

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation

constipation by botaf November 11, 2003

Constipatory 

Foods that make you constipated

Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit

Constipatory by EatABagOfDicks! April 21, 2015