Constic

Constic is the cutest man a live

Please love me constic

by DefinitelyNotZahps March 5, 2021

Constipation Proclamation

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

Constitubate

When you are extremely sexually aroused by historical documents; primarily the United States Constitution.

"After a long political debate, he retired to his chambers and proceeded to violently constitubate."

by the6isthiccc May 17, 2018

conspicuously

better than obviously in so many ways lil one

You are conspicuously mistaken that obviously is better than conspicuously

by lime green couch April 29, 2007

vacation constipation

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

constipation

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation

by botaf November 11, 2003

Constipatory

Foods that make you constipated

Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit

by EatABagOfDicks! April 21, 2015