clownsident

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.

Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

confidence

having the ability to walk through a hallway full of people and not caring what they think.

Dang, Alexandra sure has confidence.💘

by xx. -A. April 30, 2016

Consentacles

Tentacle porn where the victim or victims are willing participants, thus giving consent for sexual intercourse with said tentacles

Tentacle porn is great, but consentacles are the best!

I wouldn't mind having some hot consentacle sex right now.

by PortableBacon June 1, 2010

confident tub

A tubby person with great stature and confidence.

Henry Pope has quite the confident tub

by uGxFatal February 22, 2015

farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).

"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

by captainlarry February 8, 2010

consent

tea ☕

"Consent is like tea, because if someone doesn't want tea, don't give them tea. If they're unconscious or drugged, don't give them tea. Unconscious people don't want tea. " -Jessi Ottenfield

by JeHaiNat March 24, 2019

confidence

The art of not giving a fuck.

*example of confidence*
I'm doing my best and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

by Dubiks December 10, 2018