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conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
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conquest boxers

Boxers stolen after a night of good drunken sex.
She has like 20 conquest boxers. What a playa.
by yargh September 6, 2005
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Conquest Hoe

When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.
Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”

Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
by Wilmington Woman September 3, 2019
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Conquest Klepto

Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.
"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."

"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"
by EvolvingLanguage March 27, 2022
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Conquest Lesbian

A lesbian who pursues you intensely, but once you give in, she loses interest and ghosts you.
She turned out to be a conquest lesbian—charming and persistent until I finally gave in, only to disappear the moment she got what she wanted.
by MightyHalfpint May 25, 2025
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1st conquest

A 1st Conquest is the first woman that becomes one of the X's in one's Black Book. the first woman you been going after until you eventually get that ass. It can only be considered a 1st CONQUEST if you come out with her for the first time and have pictures and/or videos of you in action (her face required).
She was my 1st Conquest.
by 1st Conquest September 2, 2014
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Couch Conquest

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.
I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.
by Max77 October 26, 2010
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