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conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
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rectal conquistador

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole
Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."
by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007
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1st conquest

A 1st Conquest is the first woman that becomes one of the X's in one's Black Book. the first woman you been going after until you eventually get that ass. It can only be considered a 1st CONQUEST if you come out with her for the first time and have pictures and/or videos of you in action (her face required).
She was my 1st Conquest.
by 1st Conquest September 2, 2014
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conquistadorgt

A guy who plays on a shitty PC and rages when he gets fucked up in GTA(Gay Theft Asshole) or OT(Old Thunder). He represents the gay pride of Portugal and as a result James Charles was featured as the model for vogue Portugal. Insult him and he’ll attack your devices with alpha particles making them spasticated and beyond unusable
Guy: did you watch conquistadorgt’s video on OT?
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles
by MicrowaveCurry September 28, 2021
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Couch Conquest

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.
I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.
by Max77 October 26, 2010
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conquistadouche

One or more first world douches travelling to a third world country to either spread the word of douche to other, 'less privileged' cultures; or to act in a way that perpetuates negative attitudes towards foreigners by behaving in a douchey manner.
Person A: your face reminds me of Michael Clark Duncan
Person B: Do you WANT them to think we are conquistadouches?
by btwoodley December 20, 2010
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The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.
"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."
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