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conquish

A mix of conquer and vanquish which should only be used to describe epic victories of magnificent proportions.
We shall ride into battle and conquish all who oppose us!
Never again shall they deny us a win of magnificent proportions.
by johnwindim February 23, 2011
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Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School
by not a juuler December 11, 2018
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Conqueeftador

He whose every insertion results in the expulsion of vaginal gases.
I GUARANTEE if he gets a girl on her hands and knees, she'll queef right after. He's a conqueeftador!
by Ernie_C October 9, 2010
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Conestoga High School

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018
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anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures
Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.
by KPVA February 18, 2010
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conosnelo

a fraze you can use as long as your a madisno
hey what is up my little conosnelo nickolelo snotso berry very hairy
by the origanal madisno December 11, 2019
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Punchin' Cones

An Australian term for smoking a bowl from a bong or pipe.
<Friend> G'Day mate. What did you get up to last night then, you blighter?
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.

<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay
by Sloppdogg October 12, 2009
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