Connaughton

crazy bitch lady with lots of cats and squirrels and loves jojo bows usually has red eyes and purple hair with pink tips can afford the whole gucci store trains her cats for feile but they never make it

who owns all those cats?
i think it’s a connaughton.

by coco puffs r crazy May 2, 2019

Connaughton Special

Taking a shit in the pool of the place you’ve been visiting for the next residents to find. Also works great for air bnb. If no pool taking upper deckers is also acceptable.

Dude I checked into my Air BnB and some asshole left a Connaughton Special in the pool! Not cool!

by Butter Sue July 26, 2019

connaught school for girls

shit school full of begs and bitches. ther are very bait people in this school some are bait by choice some aren't bcos they got posted on a tiktok account how fascinating anyways some are bait bcos they re friends with norlington boys and we all know they are bait bait so yh but its a good schl when it comes to fights and yassss

connaught school for girls is a DEAD schl gtfo from this schllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

by rahhh your a beg stylll August 13, 2022

Duke of Connaught Public School

Duke is full of fat kids like Dixie and doors like Olivia. Never trust a Duke girl they bite when u get neck. All the guys are wannabee hoodlums and think they are cool, especially Kaiden hunter.

How was that Duke of Connaught Public School girl?, Fuzzles was mid

by Anderdingus May 23, 2024

Connaghan’s Law

A person who will “die on” every hill (opinion) that they have. If they do not have one, they’ll make a hill to die on.

Person 1: Red and blue make purple.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.

by Doctor R2-D2 December 17, 2023