immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

by JudyDavid August 7, 2009

Last-clap contest

When you're at a performance or assembly and the applaud is just ending, this is the contest when two people both try to get the last clap. Usually lasts about 20 seconds before both people give up.

Cathy: I loved how during the assembly today, there was a last-clap contest between Jeff and Matt.

by night0wl94 May 14, 2009

Contestshipping

The reason Contestshippers watch Pokemon. Contestshipping refers to May and Drew/ Haruka and Shuu from Pokemon and their love. Contestshipping is the couple of May and Drew.

"Do you like Pokeshipping?" "Nah, i am for Contestshipping!"

by Cold-chan July 10, 2009

Dick measuring contest

When a group of egotistical men get together

Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest

by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021

backspace contest

When to people are typing in a chat at the same time, and both backspace immediately once they see the other person is typing. The person to backspace the slowest (the chat message says they are still typing) is usually the one forced to send the next message.

Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that naught stuff was great.

Jane103: I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...

(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the other one has to say.

by Kurt the flirt February 17, 2012

fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

Conestipated

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.

I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.

by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010