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immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
by JudyDavid August 7, 2009
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Coger

This word can make a misunderstanding between Spanish speakers of different places.

In Spain the word "Coger" is used as the verb "to grab".
In Mexico the word "Coger" is used as "Fuck"
Spain: Voy a coger algo de comer

(I'm going to grab something to eat)

Mexico: Me voy a coger a esa muchacha (I'm going to have sex with that girl)
by MoisoGenio November 27, 2013
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Conceited Corporate Cunt

WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
by JohnJobee September 29, 2011
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Chongedwan

When one is very very very high. Eating lots and making random food at 3 a.m. in the morning.

Laughing at random things what your friend say. Oh yeah also falling asleep randomly!
" Mann I'm chongedwan"
"I was chongedwan lastnight me bro"

"hahahahahahaha chongedwan....hahahah"
by DJAMBAMAN March 12, 2016
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Conceding Sociobots

Conceding sociobots are people who fight or try to not accept it but slowly and tragically go through the "just maybe..." phase- especially because of the discomfort in a world full of sociobots - and conform.

When fighting, they are usually not bothered by R/S sociobots (except for the odd comment by S if they try anything non-sociobotish) as RnS sociobots know they don't have a chance in their society.
They usually come from normalish/ignorant/'trying to make it work' families who don't know much about life either and some from R families, but they know better and stay strong as far as they can
They know what's right but aren’t sure how to do it or make a change cuz no one taught them.

They have very little safe(no attack or pocks by sociobots) space in their minds for their opinions and they usually put their mottos and fighting/stubborn survival posters in it until they change. Then they open it completely to the world of sociobots, for, at first, sociobot box opinion blaring and eventually - a sea of far-out noise or their minds become a channel for sociobot opinions to pass through continuously, like a zombie or just another bead on a thread.
They usually try their best not to be speakers too but some of them crack under the sea of words and concepts in their heads and surroundings. They regret it and try to not let it happen again. But once they start cracking, unless they fight and go for help, they are mostly doomed. But this is VERY unnecessary. Go For Help.
(that character from DARK films, if u don't know it, good, stay that way- u don't need to know every "inside" joke/comment. the part of you that does is possibly sociobotish)

Conceding Sociobots-
Before- This is not okay! You guys are idiots!! ..(nothing happens).. C'mon! ..(silence). I'm outta here *shakes head and leaves*
After- So, we doing this now? Lol, boring. OK, let's get on with it. *face darkens*

The worst and best villains. Beautiful is usually the description with pain in your chest; that kind of beautiful

Other concedings who were changed early may not even realize what they are and the change back may be initiated by a writing/drawing etc from when they were very young(and not sociobots).

reverse change/from child sociobot
Before- Ya, let's go, we aren't looking at that. LOL!

After- That... I... used to look at that... it's

Socibot- Hey, let's go
After- Ya,... but i did look at that, a lot.
Socibot- Really? cool. So, about where we are going-...,lrtyrtyewgonrgioreuhuudgyrkiiyfsna
After- Ya...

very unncessary, pure happiness is-looks- so much better on ANY face. Ya know? c;
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Concept Art

Art based on an original idea of designs like characters or made up places. It isn't the final product and usually will have adjustments made.
The concept art for the game's main character originally showed them with blue hair.
by MaloxeyonDA July 9, 2017
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clonger

A turd that is too big to flush.
Corey dropped a clonger so huge, he lifted off the ground.
by DavidBowieBowie March 4, 2009
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