Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.
by Anton Doos May 3, 2016
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by Screw u bitch August 6, 2004
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kən-ˈfyüz-stə-ˌkāt
Definition: This word is the coalescing of the English words "confuse" and "complicate".
It refers to anything of, or relating to the process of being both confused and complicated.
Definition: This word is the coalescing of the English words "confuse" and "complicate".
It refers to anything of, or relating to the process of being both confused and complicated.
Facebook can be a confusticating website for those who are not so technologically adept.
As teachers and lecturers, we must understand the value of learning to listen beyond the question that is being asked. If we do not, then our answers may serve to confusticate the questioner rather than solve the issue at hand.
As teachers and lecturers, we must understand the value of learning to listen beyond the question that is being asked. If we do not, then our answers may serve to confusticate the questioner rather than solve the issue at hand.
by Fucha February 6, 2009
Get the Confusticate mug.Any facial expression, intentional or unintentional, that makes it look as if you're constipated or have diarrhea; HiDrNick. See synonyms at HiDrNick
Goliath gave me a nasty, constipated look when he came out of the bathroom.
Ted's constipated look caused his teacher to resign and take up a job as a stuntman.
Ted's constipated look caused his teacher to resign and take up a job as a stuntman.
by Shenanigans3 April 6, 2008
Get the constipated look mug.1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.
2- Kinda feels like giving birth out of your ass.
3- Hurts like fuck.
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.
2- Kinda feels like giving birth out of your ass.
3- Hurts like fuck.
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.
James- "Holy fuck! My crap is like, stuck up my ass!"
Mom- "Really? How does it feel?"
James- "Like I'm giving birth to a brick!"
Mom- "Force harder then!"
James- "But my ass is gonna like, tear or something."
Mom- "Oh well, not my problem that you are constipated."
Mom- "Really? How does it feel?"
James- "Like I'm giving birth to a brick!"
Mom- "Force harder then!"
James- "But my ass is gonna like, tear or something."
Mom- "Oh well, not my problem that you are constipated."
by Hitler (yes i am female) February 11, 2009
Get the constipated mug.When you are so cocained that you cant event think about what you are even trying to think about, and have to assess your thoughts before your mouth even contemplates exhaling them.
"Conflusticated" when your asking Trig to phone for more and he stares at the screen of the phone for 5 minutes then decides to text message them as he knows his words/thoughts wont actually come out.
or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.
or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.
by BHbanks26 February 6, 2017
Get the Conflusticated mug.Being entirely unable to engage romantically in a healthy fashion, either through the person's own fault, their own simple dislike of romantic relations, or the stupidity of their romantic choices. Most often, it is used to describe someone who leaves a relationship once things become more emotional. It can also describe someone who repeatedly engages in harmful romantic relationships, however.
You only left her because you started to feel something for her. That's what always happens with you - you're romantically constipated.
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