Confragulate

To put someone in a despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

Don’t talk to him, he’ll confragulate you.

by Todalew March 6, 2024

confratulate

Used to a)congratulate a fat person and b)congratulate someone else if you are fat

The fat kid was confratulated by his dad for walking past the pie shop without going in.

by Will3842 December 25, 2008

Confratulate

verb
To converse.

related words: confratulation (noun), confratulating (adj.)

Person 1: "Look a Jim and Sally confratulating over there."
Person 2: "Ya, they are really getting to know eachother."

I may just go and confratulate with Suzie and maybe get her number.

by JoVah December 9, 2008

Confabulated

When you are confused as hell

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”

by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019

contrigulated

the expression felt when someone has uttered something that makes you question if they are intellectually subservient.

“Check this out! My dog got hit with an orbital cannon which was launched from my girlfriends ass!”

“I’m absolutely contrigulated”

by smurfyy. September 29, 2023

Concrapulated

To be pissed, drunk, drink controls you.

*The difference between sobriety and concrapulated* Brian Teasdale 2023 tiktok

That lad over there is concrapulated

by taden boarson December 29, 2023

Confogulated

A way more major level of confusion

Person 1: “Why did (a name) curse you out at the party.”

Person 2: “I don’t know that mess has me confogulated.”

by Cyb3rxyx May 4, 2024