farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).

"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

by captainlarry February 8, 2010

ConfabLab

ConfabLab provides a web-based video chat/whiteboard platform for world-wide language learners to connect and immerse themselves in foreign language study. This “virtual classroom” learning tool is recordable and it stores usage metrics to keep students accountable in the learning process and instructors/parents (of students) informed. These metrics include: date/time of each study session, total study hours accumulated in a semester and instructor/partner feedback. This software provides 2 main platforms for language acquisition:

1) Student to student (www.confablab.com) - Students across the world connect in a “tandem learning” environment. This platform allows students to take concepts and skills from the classroom and apply them in real-world conversations with their international peers. True fluency is only obtained by immersion in conversation, and this medium allows unlimited opportunities to connect and immerse.

2) Instructor to student (www.tutor-cl.com) - An instructor (or tutor) purchases the right to use the “virtual classroom” to tutor the student face-to-face in a video chat and to utilize the interactive whiteboard.

Lets learn some Spanish tonight by getting on ConfabLab and connecting with our peers across the globe.

by TutorCL August 26, 2011

confidence

The art of not giving a fuck.

*example of confidence*
I'm doing my best and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

Confidence in a bottle

Reffering to alcoholic beverages giving u confidence to do somethin u wouldnt do sober, to talk to a random girl or just start conversation with anyone
also giving u the confidence to think u can kick anybodys ass (also known as beer balls)

me: stop bein a bitch n do it!!!!

bitch: alright alright let me get some confidence in a bottle

by duffman21 July 28, 2009

confignorant

The perfect blend of confidence and ignorance.

Eric was obnoxiously confignorant after having a few beers at Brewery 99 last Friday.

by 99brews December 28, 2016

College Confidential

Among the worst websites on the internet. A place to go where you can read about snotty geniuses who feel the need to brag in the ultimate attempt to make the "average high school student" feel pity on the themselves. An absolutely awful website that privileges and celebrates the Ivy League-Potential student, while completely forgetting about everyone else.

Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these *shitty* grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir... Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country.... WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE!?!? HELP ME!! I'm just so worried, and I probably won't even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

ME: You ignoramus!!!

by Ben July 2, 2005

liquid confidence

Alcoholic beverage that enables one to become gregarious and much more comfortable/confident in social situations.

"Damn, that girl is hot...but I need some liquid confidence before I go holla"

by Eugene Kim November 26, 2007