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consarnit

Consarnit is a truly wonderful word with the connotation that something negative has just happened. It's essentially the equivalent of saying "Damnit".
Consarnit, I just dropped a hammer on my toe!
by malander April 12, 2004
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consapis

The opposite of alone:
As opposed to: "I am not alone when I am with other people" or "I'm not going to be alone Saturday" one would say "I am consapis when I am with other people" or I'm going to be consapis Saturday"
"I'm consapis when I'm in the forest, even though other people are around."

"Emerson was an idiot because he thought you could be consapis with books."
by Ralph Waldo December 30, 2007
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consanance

when a girl has extremely hard nipples that they break through her shirt.
Julia's and Megan's consanance's were so hard that the busted through their shirt.
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conapathy

- The combination of the initial frustration of being confused about a subject and then sudden realization that you don't really care about understanding it at all

- When you are confused about something you don't really care about
Listening to my colleagues explain the off-side rule in soccer, I slowly developed conapathy, as my eyes glazed over and I realized that I didn't really care about the explanation

Ben developed conapathy as Cenk explained what time TYT Old School starts
by Slixx April 6, 2019
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Colasante Protocol

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.
by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019
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Consatious

That feeling at night after it's been snowing for a long while but before the plows come to get rid of it all. Streetlights cast a hazy orange glow on the air and you're walking down the middle of the street. No one else is outside and the only audible noise is the snow falling and accumulating on the sidewalks.
you: You know when you feel like you're the last person on earth and it's snowing and there's no one to stop you from walking down the middle of a busy street because the snow hasn't been plowed and there's no cars on the road? What should we call it?

friend: Sounds like a consatious night to me
by allkindsofanonymous January 26, 2013
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Conasewer

Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.
Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.
by Petesbeeps July 28, 2017
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