To describe the person that you want but can't have. Your crush. The person that makes your teeth sweat like HOT LAVA. The person that makes your IQ drop just by looking at him/her.

Person 1 - Hey there's Juju
Person 2 - Oh my Gosh, she's my Chili con Queso
by J.E.C. April 22, 2008
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The correct and only way to order a Philly cheese steak.
I would like to order a Bistec Con Queso and a large coke.
by M.A.B. June 9, 2006
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When a girl(she MUST be of Latin descent)smears her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys butt crack and then licks it out while the guy poops
"that spanish chick totally gave me a chilli con queso this weekend"
by Justin :) February 27, 2008
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Commonly known as 'The sex with cheese'. not sex WITH cheese, as some might expect, but having sex while the cheese witnesses as a third party. it can be used as a sex toy or another form of lubricant, or just to add flavor to an extra salty vagina.
-"yo dude, i totally el sexo con queso'd last night"
~"with who?"
-"tu madre!"
by b-rizzle foshizzle August 25, 2005
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To eat a girl out while she is taking a shit, while she eats chips and queso out of a sombrero on your head. Chips are on the rim and queso dip on the top of the sombrero
Lisa just enjoyed a Davy Hamilton con queso
by Huw Gwang September 25, 2009
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Missy bit my neck and my mom asked about it and I said she had cheese. Then my mom was like ''I don't give a shit who had the cheese!''
by MeowMixer October 6, 2004
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The act of getting head while going poop in a honeybucket from someone wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and dip is mandatory.
The other day I was sweating like crazy while this chick gave me a Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin.
by beeeeazy September 5, 2011
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