compervert

Compervert: a person who gets a sexual pleasure from the joyful sexual experiences of others. Related to compersion.

My husband got laid last night and I couldn't stop fantasizing about it because I'm a huge compervert.

by mbmIX January 2, 2012

computersexual

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.

Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!

by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008

Compupservice

Compuserve befitting benefitting yuppy puppies

Aw, tweety, don’t you just love the compupservice coochy coo?

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Compusore

red sores that one gets on one's wrists and finger tips because of subtle computer use

"Dude! Look at my hands! They're all red and stupid and stuff!"
"Dude! You have compusores!"

by myspace/dannyxayala December 21, 2009

computerlexia

Just don't understand computers , even after reading all instructions. The struggle is real.

The woman had a severe case of computerlexia and became sad and frustrated that she could not resume filling out a form , even after 2 hours of trying.

by Mama llama April 22, 2016

Compustress

to stress over computer malfunction

my uncle continued to compustress the entire day

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.

by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018