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compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.
"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"
by Aeiouza December 26, 2013
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Compessive

I pushed over a girl in soccer and she then told me that I am way to compessive.
by saucemasterH December 23, 2017
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Compenise

A way of asking if a person would like company for a period of time
Claudia: Would you like me to compenised you over the weekend?
Kaylee: Fuck yeah cum in my eyes too
by ciy August 28, 2021
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compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.
My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.
by Guido1 October 18, 2009
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Compersive

Compersion is the knowing that life and love is better when our partners feel more love in their lives. It's the joy and love YOUR feel when your partners are happy with their other partners, when you see different aspects of them, when their love makes your own relationships deeper.

NOT necessarily about arousal or cuckolding! o_O Compersion can involve arousal, it can be hot to hear about sexy times your partners have had with other people, but it ain't the main use for that word.
She felt a heart-melty compersive reaction to seeing her sweeties snuggle with other people cuz damn ain't that cute to see.
by manky titties August 5, 2018
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compensate

He is compensating for the fact that he has slept with 1000snds of women and still can't have sex
Sorry I asked for sex again. No need to compensate for your lack of skill
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019
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Compensive

Adj. thinking deeply or wistfully about one's relationships
My compensive thoughts made me doubt if what we had was real. Break ups put people in a compensive mood.
by SaintSoma March 16, 2024
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