cumplaining

When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.

Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........

Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.

by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011

complaining

Complaining is usually what hipocritical people do when something displeases them. they would rather use a verbal indication to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.

Hippie 1:There're like starving people all over the world man, i think i'll stand in front congress and wave a sign for a couple hours to get my point across.

by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005

complaigning

A term given to people who constantly complain about how things in life should change, but don't do anything about it, such as getting off their arse and protesting about it. From a mix of the words complain and campaign.

Steve was complaigning about the erosion of civil liberties in the UK, and that we should all do something about it! After the next pint.

by thegriceisright August 10, 2009

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

Complaining

expressing dissatisfaction and can only be told by tone of voice

he knew perfectly well he couldn't accuse me of complaining in the email

by jack wincester January 3, 2008

compiling

A word used as an excuse for procrastinating when you should be programming.

Why are you guys not coding? - It's compiling...

by SuHe April 27, 2021