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compacticulars

kom-pak-tik-u-lars- The retraction and tightening of the male scrotum preceding any highly anticipated event and/or encounter. It may feel as though your two average sized testicles have fused into one medium-sized unicle.
Jeez, I have a HUGE Tae-kwon-do tournament in like 15-minutes. This next match determines whether or not I get my brown stripe and man-o-man-o-MAN I have a mean case of compacticulars.

Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars
by Gary T. Schweeps and Jimmie J. October 16, 2006
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african trash compactor

What's that animal over there? That's an African trash compactor!
by Phantom_458 March 28, 2020
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Compact

Compact is when a girl is very short (under 5'7) and has a very large posterior.
Realeigh is a very compact young female adult.
by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.. March 16, 2017
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cum compactor

When you ejaculate in someone's ass and as soon as you pull out, they clap their ass cheeks.
Dude she clapped her booty after anal last night. It was a cum compactor
by Sirchupurs March 21, 2016
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Compact

A short girl with a big ass, big titties or both.
Friend 1: You moved on from your last girl yet?

Friend 2: Yea, take a look *shows picture*

Friend 1: Damn that bitch compact
by Benefactor#1070 November 29, 2019
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Compact shrub

When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.
My compact shrub made sex lots of fun
by Danille Leroy December 3, 2006
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Compact Crap

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.
by FatChicks4Life19 November 16, 2010
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