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Cuomosexual

An old creepy italian with nipple rings that likes to molest men and women while at work.
Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.
by Paczki12 March 7, 2021
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Coumosexual

a word used to describe a creepy pervert
Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual
by charlottes web info March 7, 2021
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Hard to understand crap that your French teacher makes you do. It generally involves use of the verb Avoir or Être
Dude, I don't understand how to Passé composé this stuff. Lemme copy off your homework
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composed

Composed,composed is when a he/she is calm and collect meaning,I don't have any types of worries because I'm composed.
Anthony: Damn Laura chill,calm down it's not even like that..
Laura: oh no I'm fine,I'm composed.
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Nitro Composer

The middleware music engine that Nintendo offers to DS developers.

It offers a sample based synth, a sequencer with flow control and stream playback.
The Nitro Composer engine is used in nearly all ds games.
by henke37 May 18, 2014
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chomosexual

Child molester. From chomo; CH ild MO lester.
"Put that chomosexual in agseg with the rest of the faggots before he gets his ass beat."
by Copper_head December 31, 2007
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Cuomosexual

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.
When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
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