communion shot

This sacrilegious shot is a close cousin of the ladder shot.

Do a shot of red wine and chase it with a piece of bread.

Would Jesus do the Communion Shot? I believe so.

by SieveGee October 19, 2008

Communion Circuit

A workout done inside a chapel by Catholic priests. This was first done by SFC. Fr. Roger Stainglass when he's preaching a sermon. It mostly consists of three exercises called "God Squats", "Lord Lunges", and "Jehovah Jacks". Usually they are done in three or four rounds in quick succession. A circuit of this always ends by kneeling on the prayer bench and saying one Hail Mary before the next circuit begins. Stainy does this in the mornings before the early service. So if you want a religious workout that will really perk you, try a Communion Circuit - it can't hurt you! Stainy Stainglass said so!

Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.

Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!

Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.

Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?

Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)

Bryant: What's the third part?

Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?

Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?

Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?

Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011

Communion bread

Commonly used by spanish speakers that speak English, it is referred to as the literal translation of "¡hostia!" (keep in mind that it is referring to the expression for suprise and not the host itself). You can use it in basically almost situation where you want to express suprise, admiration or anger. You can also put the word uncle in to give it more of a spanish authenticity.

1. Communion bread!!!! Carlos!! I haven't seen you in so long.
2. Communion bread bitch uncle!!! I been stuck on this one question for an hour and I still can't solve it, I SHIT ON EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
3. Communion bread!!! Ana got the highest grade in the exam, my móm!!! she's amazing, is just that I'm flipping uncle.
4. communion bread, did you not understand anything?

by Reaper_kingXZ April 5, 2024

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.

You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

by spagoogle March 28, 2018

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.

Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.

by HeckenStop March 28, 2018

Your family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.

Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.

by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018

until next communion

This is how people say “Until next time” on Earth-19 (The Flash) according to H.R Wells, the doppelgänger of Harrison Wells. (The gif is a picture of Harrison Wells/H.R Wells)

“Until next communion” - H.R Wells

by H.R Wells Twin December 5, 2019