comiskey

One that is involved with underhanded dealings; one that must deal with constant damge to property due to his cavorting.

Mick Comiskey loves to eat pounds and pounds of scumptuous cock before sipping down a glass of semen.

by MTC735 August 10, 2006

commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.

Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.

by Anon326 January 22, 2023

cosmickey

To be a fraud and have terrible takes

smh cosmickey is not top 100 in my book

by still1600 May 18, 2021

Commiserbrate

To mark an occasion that is worthy of celebrating yet also feels like you are due commiserations. Birthdays that make you far older than you want to be, or to mark the end of a relationshit sad that it's over, but glad that you're single.

We should really go out & commiserbrate your birthday. Forty or not we should still celebrate.

by jojodio February 8, 2010

Comiskey

"Pulling a Comiskey"

When One Gets In The Way Of A Relationship

Or Someone Who Is Trying To Make One

Example

Person 1: "FUUUUU...

I Was This Close Too

And He Just Had To Ruin It For Me"

Person 2:"Hehehehe He Pulled A Comiskey On You"

by Gufai February 15, 2012

Commisery

Ahh, commisery. The misery you feel when you spent thousands on commission but got nothing more for your money.
Save yourself from commisery at PurpleBricks.com.au.

Deano thought that PurpleBricks was just online, but he felt commisery when he found out that they only charge a fixed fee.

by dingo5 June 25, 2018

commiserate

Offering unsolicited advice.

I commiserate for several iterations of back and forth, then someone actually identifies what they are stuck on and I can often quickly offer a suggestion/fix.

by msplainer June 30, 2022