Commack

Commack is also very L.I.E.
by Peter March 20, 2005
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Commacks soccer team is a bunch of burgers.
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Though predominantly wealthy and Jewish, other ethnicities and eco-social classes do exist...somewhere...Commack is home to one of the highest achieving school districts in the country.

Commack has a bunch of social cliques including JAPs, Preps, Jocks, Punks, Skaters.
Commack has the top kickline team in the U.S.
You know you are in Commack if you...
Love to go to Coldstone
Wear Juicy, Hardtail, SoLo and 2bfree
Have the latest Tiffany
Bring your Coach, Burberry or Dooney to school everyday
Eat Sushi
Wear a side ponytail
Go to sleepaway camp
Have Crocs in every color
Are Jewish
Have a big house and drive a nice car
Belong to the "Club" and play golf there often
Pay someone else to clean your house
Get your nails done every week

Commack, in the running for being one of the jappiest places to live on Long Island.
Commack, similar to Dix Hills only not right next to the LIE.
by Commackgrl July 14, 2006
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A city in Long Island, NY. Let me tell you something, I live here and ZERO of the things below apply to me so obviously that is a false statement. Not everyone here is rich and Jewish.
Person: Where are you from?

Other Person: Commack

Person: Oh you must be rich and Jewish

Other Person: STFU
by hdfgoihfgoivsIO April 30, 2011
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the worst place ever. people say we all get along? check again, there is so many groups of people that if you're not like them, they don't like you. so many rumors start and spread in like .002 seconds. there is such much drama. The girls are even know to be the bitchiest girls ever, even though we arent all like that.
boy:where you from?
girl:commack
boy:ew you're from commack. i hate people from commack. bye.
by thesummerset January 26, 2009
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Commack sits along the LIE at exit 52. One of the more western towns of Suffolk county. People in commack tend to think that they are wealthy Japs and are literally the shit. However, the neighborhood does not pale in comparison to its rich counterpart, Dix Hills. Commack is a trash piece of shit town relative to actual nice areas in LI. Kids in Commack tend to infest Suffolk Community College and usally dont go anywhere in life. Majority of teens smoke pot daily and drink a shit load. The girls are all sluts and bang anything that walks. Also, half the kids in Commack that live on the south side by the middle school try and pawn shit off like they live in Dix Hills. Commack is a wannabe Jap town with a bunch of middle class losers.
by cind October 08, 2009
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Commack Corkscrew

Putting a 100 calorie twinkie into your anus and having a small asian child suck out the cream.
Jamaal Jamaalson: "Yo dawg wat you be up to tonight"
Chun-Hing Choy: "I go Commack Corkscrew your mother tonight!"
by Frenchie Ventimiglia June 04, 2009
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