Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection

Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!

by Noigtmar October 7, 2016

Comcasting

(V) The act of changing a neighbor's TV programs with you're Comcast remote. Generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors' reaction. This works because all Comcast remotes work with all Comcast cable boxes.

Paul:Hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.

Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.

by JumpinGinger February 24, 2011

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.

by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."

by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016

Comcastic

Adjective meaning really, really shitty.

I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic.

by Leah hates you all April 9, 2006

comcastic

Describes something that is not merely horribly, horribly bad, but actively offensive in some universal way. The worst possible kind of idea that a human being can conceive.

I predict that in the next Comcast commercial, Adolf Hitler will be shilling products at a synagogue. That's Comcastic!

by carpainterly May 29, 2007

comcastic

an adjective describing an experience with a cable provider that is so terrible, no other adjective will suffice.

The cable installer came late, stayed 3 hours but didn't successfully fix anything, and texted me repeatedly after he left, soliciting sex and pleading "just one night, you won't regret it or forget it." It was comcastic.

by lildebbie261 October 13, 2008