Christian Coma

An incredibly funny guy that finds humor in everything. Can go crazy laughing at any given moment. Loved by everyone. Hilarious.

Wow, he's such a Christian Coma!

by OhMyJinxx November 17, 2011

comfy eye spot

When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.

Person 1: "Dude, what are your starting at?"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"

by Rah6 March 1, 2023

Pussy coma

When the pussy so good you fall into a deep sleep after sex and don't even remember falling asleep.

pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.

by Jokerk February 23, 2017

Pho Coma

A coma induced by comsuming an amazing bowl of Vietnamese Noodles known as Pho.

Symptons; drowsiness, happyness, orgasms, blurred vision, lazyness, and the smell of pho on your clothes.

Shaun, Dez, & Kel, have frequent near death experiences due to driving home at 3a.m. with a pho coma.

by DezasterousBreezey June 16, 2010

Fuck Coma

A fuck coma occurs when you've been fucked so good you have multiple orgasms and you keep having them even though your body can't move anymore and your energy is drained completely.

"He fucked me so good last night I went into a fuck coma."

by E&JProductions69 December 14, 2013

coldplay coma

A coldplay coma is when someone locks themselves up in a dark room, curls up into a ball engulfed by a blanket, (can sometimes be in a bed but often times happens over a heating vent) and listens to coldplay for hours on end. Someone usually has a coldplay coma to clam themselves down after a depressing, stressful or traumatic event.

After she broke up with him, he went into a coldplay coma in his room.

by ignoredangstyteen January 29, 2014

Beat Off Coma

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010