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Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm
Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!
Colonel Sanders by that guy January 27, 2005
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Colonel Sanders

much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.
Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"
Colonel Sanders by RyaChu April 26, 2011

Colonel Sanders

a gray pubic hair
I was trimming my ball fro and noticed a couple colonel sanders hiding in the rough.
Colonel Sanders by Popeye July 9, 2015

Colonel Sanders

Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.

Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace
Colonel Sanders by James Lowe September 21, 2004

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Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"
colonel sanders by mep June 10, 2004

Colonel Sanders

A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".
Colonel Sanders by Col. Evan April 7, 2008