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cauliflower cock

a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.

He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
by Jrubadub November 3, 2011
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cauliflower

Person 1:I just ate some cauliflower.
Person 2:you mean ghost broccoli?
by The dead tophat August 28, 2020
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Cauliflower butt

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...
by TrousersPants September 15, 2018
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Collinflower

Real sound lad usually really tall and loves ducks
Wow Collinflower really loves ducks
by Tractorsaregreat May 15, 2019
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52 Cauliflower Ln

a term used on Friday night cranks to name an adress
jerred: where are you. other person: where are you ? jerred:

52 Cauliflower Ln
by fridaynight kick ass August 29, 2010
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cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.
Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok
by j7x November 25, 2006
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Salvador Cauliflower Burger

A specialized burger that comes with cauliflower
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Salvador Cauliflower Burger, it comes with cauliflower!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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