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gudgie-coff

(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area. Longer version of gudgie.
Alright gudgie-coff, howsit going?
by chird September 10, 2003
mugGet the gudgie-coffmug.

Coffs Harbour

A place full of extremely arrogant, hostile people. A secret survey by the tourist board recently found it was the second least friendly town in ALL Australia.

A place where the motels are all 40+ years old but still charge like a new one even though it's right next to a very busy noisy highway and you WON'T be getting any sleep.

A place where there are no jobs but everyone still judges you a lot for not having one.
A: I'm going to Coffs Harbour

B: Why not just punch yourself in the head, it'll feel the same and be less expensive.
by I hate Coffs Harbour January 17, 2012
mugGet the Coffs Harbourmug.

coffe shop

A place of business used as a front to sell drugs.
Did you see shane at the coffe shop today ?
by skawtA November 27, 2007
mugGet the coffe shopmug.

Jack Coff

A crank name, similar to Ben Dover and Pat McGroin. Sounds like "Jack-off" if said correctly.
Heya. Ben Dover, Pat McGroin and Jack Coff.
by Steaver370 September 24, 2004
mugGet the Jack Coffmug.

coffe coolers

BIG LIPS, perfect for blowing on hot coffe until it has cooled off.
Look at the size of Jay-Z's lips!!! He has some coffe coolers
by DMH79 March 5, 2005
mugGet the coffe coolersmug.

Coffs Harbour

The biggest hole of a place you will ever visit.

Its a lovely place to visit but if you spend more than a few days there you will go crazy and realise its full of fucked up bogans and sluts who all think that they are top fucking shit.

It could also be the most judgemental place in the world.
Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Coffs Harbour.

Person 1: Sucked in you fucking bogan. *All respect for Person 2 lost.*
by iheartbirdie June 20, 2011
mugGet the Coffs Harbourmug.

coffs harbour

its a town on the northern coast of NSW. a good tourist town but only if your staying for the night because it is very boring and the people there dont talk to outsiders.

they all pretend to be nice happy people, but really they're not. they are all old and dying or young and oblivious to the outside world
"i went to coffs harbour the other day, man i wish i bought some weed with me. that place is soo fake"
by ThEeMoRoCkEr24 February 8, 2010
mugGet the coffs harbourmug.

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