Count Lucio

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".

"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."

by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019

Warowl’s first law of counter strike

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.

Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

by Curio234 April 15, 2021

close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.

Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Counter Sarcasm

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.

Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL

by LeoNidas April 3, 2013

Counter-probaiting

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

Street Countdown

Basically, it's like normal countdown, only it's played on the street. It can get very cold.

I challenge you to a game of street countdown!

by This_Is_Not_A_Name July 7, 2010